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craftychristine
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PostSubject: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeSat Dec 27, 2008 1:14 pm

Funniest cracker joke i have heard in years .......

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeSat Dec 27, 2008 1:18 pm

You don't want to know how long it took me to get that. Got it in the end and am now sat here chuckling lol!

My kind of joke

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeSat Dec 27, 2008 1:25 pm

Ha! Ha! Now you know why it was worth posting on here - soooo funny!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeSat Dec 27, 2008 2:43 pm

rofl.... lol!
your crackers are so much funnier than mine were....

Q:what's blue and smells like red paint?....
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A:blue paint!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeTue Jan 06, 2009 5:16 am

Oh dear! My all time favourite:

Q: What's brown and sticky?


A: A STICK!!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeTue Jan 06, 2009 9:41 am

Why did the mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila!!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeWed Jan 07, 2009 9:16 am

I have one thing to say on the subjects of jokes.


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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeWed Jan 07, 2009 12:21 pm

Arrrrrrrgghh! that be very funny matey!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeWed Jan 07, 2009 1:00 pm

Daise wrote:
I have one thing to say on the subjects of jokes.


pirat

frozen parrot reference - lol!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeThu Jan 08, 2009 3:20 am

Well done. I'm mighty cross there's no parrot otherwise I could have told you this parrot is dead after a bad eye infection!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeSat Jan 10, 2009 10:38 am

We shall find parrots. Just for you!!!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeSat Jan 10, 2009 12:19 pm

it's a christmas cracker Animal-smiley-4934
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   it's a christmas cracker Icon_minitimeSun Jan 11, 2009 10:46 am

Yeahhhh parrots!!!!!!!!
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