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hokeycokey
In charge of the canteen
Number of posts : 400
Age : 54
Location : Away with the fairies
Registration date : 2008-12-23
| Subject: At last....a new joke, or two!  Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:41 am | |
| What has 2 wheels and travels at 60mph under water?
A motorpike!
What has 3 wheels and travels at 60mph under water?
A motorpike with a side carp. | |
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Daise
Craft Guru
Number of posts : 286
Age : 47
Location : Somewhere south of insanity
Registration date : 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:58 pm | |
| Aaaargh!!!!
They don't get any better. Now we have new smilies we need a noise maker, it would have groaned at this point. | |
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debbeh
Craft Addict
Number of posts : 146
Age : 34
Location : Somewhere between Pluto and Neptune
Registration date : 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:52 am | |
| HarHarHar!!!!!
Thats almost as bad as the 'no idea', 'still no idea' jokes | |
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hokeycokey
In charge of the canteen
Number of posts : 400
Age : 54
Location : Away with the fairies
Registration date : 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:39 am | |
| - debbeh wrote:
- HarHarHar!!!!!
Thats almost as bad as the 'no idea', 'still no idea' jokes Fsh! lol! | |
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debbeh
Craft Addict
Number of posts : 146
Age : 34
Location : Somewhere between Pluto and Neptune
Registration date : 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:34 am | |
| lol!!!!!!!
How do hire a horse?
Put three bricks under it | |
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hokeycokey
In charge of the canteen
Number of posts : 400
Age : 54
Location : Away with the fairies
Registration date : 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:02 pm | |
| Is it a 3 legged horse?
Reminds me of another groaner -
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky! | |
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debbeh
Craft Addict
Number of posts : 146
Age : 34
Location : Somewhere between Pluto and Neptune
Registration date : 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:05 pm | |
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carolc
Crafty Newb
Number of posts : 6
Registration date : 2009-01-02
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:51 pm | |
| Two ships collided at sea, one carrying red paint, one carrying blue paint ... all the sailors were marooned!! | |
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craftychristine
Craft Addict
Number of posts : 104
Age : 59
Location : Here
Registration date : 2008-12-24
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:52 pm | |
| The dog food company 'Pedigree' have been hit by the credit crunch!! They have had to call in the 'retrievers'  | |
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hokeycokey
In charge of the canteen
Number of posts : 400
Age : 54
Location : Away with the fairies
Registration date : 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:39 pm | |
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starbug
Avid Crafter
Number of posts : 56
Age : 34
Location : Behind you!! Mwhaha!!
Registration date : 2009-01-29
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:28 am | |
| why can't penguins fly??? Because they dont have enough money to buy a plane ticket  | |
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Daise
Craft Guru
Number of posts : 286
Age : 47
Location : Somewhere south of insanity
Registration date : 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:27 pm | |
| Here is a Tigger special What kind of shoes do you make from banana skins? Slippers.  | |
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craftychristine
Craft Addict
Number of posts : 104
Age : 59
Location : Here
Registration date : 2008-12-24
| | Subject: This one made me chuckle! Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:22 am | |
| I was at a funeral last week and saw four men carrying a coffin in the grave yard.
An hour later the i saw the same four men carrying the same coffin...
...I think they've lost the plot!! | |
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