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PostSubject: At last....a new joke, or two!   Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:41 am

What has 2 wheels and travels at 60mph under water?

A motorpike!

What has 3 wheels and travels at 60mph under water?

A motorpike with a side carp.

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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:58 pm

Aaaargh!!!!
They don't get any better. Now we have new smilies we need a noise maker, it would have groaned at this point.
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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:52 am

HarHarHar!!!!!

Thats almost as bad as the 'no idea', 'still no idea' jokes

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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:39 am

debbeh wrote:
HarHarHar!!!!!

Thats almost as bad as the 'no idea', 'still no idea' jokes

Fsh! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:34 am

lol!!!!!!!

How do hire a horse?

Put three bricks under it

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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:02 pm

Is it a 3 legged horse?
Reminds me of another groaner -

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky!

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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:05 pm

hahaha yeah lol

Not as bad as the...

Why didnt the skeleton go to the ball?

Cause he had no body you go with!!!!!!!!!


cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers

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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:51 pm

Two ships collided at sea, one carrying red paint, one carrying blue paint ... all the sailors were marooned!!
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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:52 pm

The dog food company 'Pedigree' have been hit by the credit crunch!!

They have had to call in the 'retrievers' lol!
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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:39 pm

headbang

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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:28 am

why can't penguins fly???



Because they dont have enough money to buy a plane ticket Smile
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PostSubject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two!   Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:27 pm

Here is a Tigger special

What kind of shoes do you make from banana skins?




Slippers. Suspect
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PostSubject: This one made me chuckle!   Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:22 am

I was at a funeral last week and saw four men carrying a coffin in the grave yard.

An hour later the i saw the same four men carrying the same coffin...

...I think they've lost the plot!!
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