The Black Bra
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my
unmarried friends. One is engaged, one
is a mistress, and of course I have been
married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships
and decided to amaze our men by wearing
a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels
and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed
to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went:
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over
and found me wearing a black leather
bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the
woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my
lover at his office and I was wearing
the leather bodice, heels and mask
over my eyes and a raincoat. When
I opened the raincoat he didn't say
a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I
was wearing the leather bodice,
black stockings, stilettos and a
mask over my eyes. As soon as
he came in the door and saw me he said.
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
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