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PostSubject: it's a christmas cracker   Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:14 pm

Funniest cracker joke i have heard in years .......

What do you call a man with no shins?

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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:18 pm

You don't want to know how long it took me to get that. Got it in the end and am now sat here chuckling lol!

My kind of joke

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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:25 pm

Ha! Ha! Now you know why it was worth posting on here - soooo funny!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:43 pm

rofl.... lol!
your crackers are so much funnier than mine were....

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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:16 am

Oh dear! My all time favourite:

Q: What's brown and sticky?


A: A STICK!!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:41 am

Why did the mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:16 am

I have one thing to say on the subjects of jokes.


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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:21 pm

Arrrrrrrgghh! that be very funny matey!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:00 pm

Daise wrote:
I have one thing to say on the subjects of jokes.


pirat

frozen parrot reference - lol!

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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:20 am

Well done. I'm mighty cross there's no parrot otherwise I could have told you this parrot is dead after a bad eye infection!
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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:38 am

We shall find parrots. Just for you!!!

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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:19 pm


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PostSubject: Re: it's a christmas cracker   Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:46 am

Yeahhhh parrots!!!!!!!!

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