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hokeycokey
In charge of the canteen
Number of posts: 400
Age: 39
Location: Away with the fairies
Registration date: 2008-12-23
 |  Subject: At last....a new joke, or two!  Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:41 pm | |
| What has 2 wheels and travels at 60mph under water? A motorpike! What has 3 wheels and travels at 60mph under water? A motorpike with a side carp. _________________  |
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Daise
Craft Guru
Number of posts: 286
Age: 33
Location: Somewhere south of insanity
Registration date: 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:58 pm | |
| Aaaargh!!!! They don't get any better. Now we have new smilies we need a noise maker, it would have groaned at this point. |
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debbeh
Craft Addict
Number of posts: 146
Age: 19
Location: Somewhere between Pluto and Neptune
Registration date: 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:52 pm | |
| HarHarHar!!!!! Thats almost as bad as the 'no idea', 'still no idea' jokes
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Did you dry these in a rainforest?
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hokeycokey
In charge of the canteen
Number of posts: 400
Age: 39
Location: Away with the fairies
Registration date: 2008-12-23
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debbeh
Craft Addict
Number of posts: 146
Age: 19
Location: Somewhere between Pluto and Neptune
Registration date: 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:34 pm | |
| lol!!!!!!! How do hire a horse? Put three bricks under it
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Did you dry these in a rainforest?
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hokeycokey
In charge of the canteen
Number of posts: 400
Age: 39
Location: Away with the fairies
Registration date: 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:02 pm | |
| Is it a 3 legged horse? Reminds me of another groaner - What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A wonky! _________________ |
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debbeh
Craft Addict
Number of posts: 146
Age: 19
Location: Somewhere between Pluto and Neptune
Registration date: 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:05 pm | |
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carolc
Crafty Newb
Number of posts: 6
Registration date: 2009-01-02
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:51 pm | |
| Two ships collided at sea, one carrying red paint, one carrying blue paint ... all the sailors were marooned!! |
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craftychristine
Craft Addict
Number of posts: 104
Age: 45
Location: Here
Registration date: 2008-12-24
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:52 pm | |
| The dog food company 'Pedigree' have been hit by the credit crunch!! They have had to call in the 'retrievers' 
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Christine says Hi!
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hokeycokey
In charge of the canteen
Number of posts: 400
Age: 39
Location: Away with the fairies
Registration date: 2008-12-23
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starbug
Avid Crafter
Number of posts: 56
Age: 20
Location: Behind you!! Mwhaha!!
Registration date: 2009-01-29
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:28 pm | |
| why can't penguins fly??? Because they dont have enough money to buy a plane ticket  |
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Daise
Craft Guru
Number of posts: 286
Age: 33
Location: Somewhere south of insanity
Registration date: 2008-12-23
| | Subject: Re: At last....a new joke, or two! Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:27 pm | |
| Here is a Tigger special What kind of shoes do you make from banana skins? Slippers.  |
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craftychristine
Craft Addict
Number of posts: 104
Age: 45
Location: Here
Registration date: 2008-12-24
| | Subject: This one made me chuckle! Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:22 am | |
| I was at a funeral last week and saw four men carrying a coffin in the grave yard. An hour later the i saw the same four men carrying the same coffin... ...I think they've lost the plot!!
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Christine says Hi!
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