Ok here goes,

So I have 3 dogs, and we had the whole 'two's company, three's a crowd' thang going on. Which resulted in a peeing competition everytime we were out, so literally everything would be covered in weewee.

My husband and I had been out to a wedding reception and were gone for 2 hrs max, only to return home in our finery to a sewer. We had had enough and in desperation we thought 'Put a nappy on the main culprit, he will then have his own wee against his skin and might stop'.

It was 10pm and we went straight to Tesco to get nappies whilst all suited and booted up. While we were there I decided to get myself a bottle of Baileys, lipstick, magazine and hubby wanted a bottle of Bacardi and a bottle of wine.

We decided on Tesco's 'own make' nappies for obvious reasons. Anyway There I was in my posh frock loading huge ammounts of alcohol and luxury items onto the conveyor belt and then a cheap pack of nappies. The sales assistant tutted and looked at me like I was scum. I was confused as to why she had an attitude with me untill I realised she thought I was spending all my cash on booze and the poor kid at home was getting cheap nappies.

In my flustered state I said 'Oh my god, they are not for a baby, they are for my dog'. The whole queue practically stopped what they were doing and looked at me like I had gone out. Hubby was long gone!

Anyway, the next day we were due to go out, so on went the nappy (complete with tail hole) and down went the blinds, there is not normally a way for the dogs to get on the window sill, but low and behold I walked up the drive and was greeted by a ginger dog, in a nappy in the biggest window, at the front of the house, nicely back dropped by a cream blind!!

I live in a quiet sedate area, I didn't show my face forr a few days after my elderly neighbour informed me he had been in the window most of the time we were out entertaining passers by!

Oh the shame.

Well that beats anything I've heard ever!